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It is finally Friday. I cannot believe it. It is also a very important day in our family. Today, my baby sister finally marries the man of her dreams. I am so happy for her. Congrats to you both!!!
This is from my sister’s blog and since I am bored…I thought I would tell you more stuff that you probably don’t care about.

60 Things You Possibly Don't Know About Me1. What is in the back seat of your car right now?Two booster seats2. When was the last time you threw up? Probably just a few weeks ago. I throw up all the time. It’s sorta my thing!

1. What is in the back seat of your car right now?Two booster seats

2. When was the last time you threw up? Probably just a few weeks ago. I throw up all the time. It’s sorta my thing!

3.What's your favorite curse word?
I prefer cocksucker. Although the F word can be used in so many different areas of daily life. Get me?

4. Name 3 people who made you smile today?
The first 3 would be Athena, Aliza and Hoa.

5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
I was supposed to be sitting at my desk, but due to mommyness, I was probably outside getting out of my car.

6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Looking through a Cookie Lee jewelry catalog, trying desperately not to spend money.

7. What will you be doing 3 hours from now?
Recovering from eating lunch, hopefully.

8. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes, just a few times and it really wasn’t for me.

9.What is the last thing you said aloud?
Ya think?

10. What is the best ice cream flavor?
Ben & Jerry’s Coffee Heath Bar.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Coffee, my third cup!

12. What are you wearing right now?
Jeans, converse and my Heart concert shirt. I won tickets and went to see them last Friday…it was awesome!

13. What was the last thing you ate?
Blueberry French Toast Sticks from Jack in the Box.

14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Nope.

15. When was the last time you ran?
Running? Isn’t that an exercise? Oh no. I never do that.

16. What's the last sporting event you watched?
I think a the 4th quarter of the Superbowl. Unless the Ninja Warrior Tournament counts!

18. Who is the last person you emailed?
Brian.

19. Ever go camping?
I don’t go anymore, but as a child some of my best times were camping with my grandparents. I loved it. Roughing it was great. I have a hard time wrapping my head around doing it now with 3 kids. I fear it, actually.

20. Do you have a tan?
Are you kidding me with this? Nope. I’m so white, I’m almost blue! 2

21. Do you tweeze, wax or unibrow?
I tweeze....religiously

22. What kind of jelly on your PB & J?
I like Blackberry, but my grandmother used to have the best orange-pineapple stuff!

23. What is your longest romantic relationship?
The one I am in...over 8 years.

24. Do you drink your soda from a straw?
When I have a straw handy.

25. What did your last IM say?
That was a cute picture!

26. Are you someone's best friend?
Sure. I mean, I think so. I hope so….GOD, I HOPE SO!

27. What are you doing tomorrow?
Saturday in the Park. We are getting food and chillin. I love hanging out with my girls.

28. Where is your mom right now?
At my sisters wedding in Arizona.

29. Look to your left, what do you see?
Some Performance Reviews that need to be done.

30. What color is your watch?
I have several and the face varies, but they are all silver.

31. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Nicole Kidman and that freaky movie about those kids getting lost in the Outback and attacked by crazy people. The name escapes me….

32. Would you consider plastic surgery?
If you’re buying…I’m in. Here is my list….

33. What is your birthstone?
Citrine. Yes. It is the color of cat piss! Thanks.

34. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
With 2, 3 year olds…drive thru, baby.

35.How many kids do you want?
Do I get more? Just the 4 that I have, thanks.

36. Do you have a dog?
Nope.

37.Last person you talked to on the phone?
Bobby

38. Have you met anyone famous?
Yes

39. Any plans today?
I am supposed to be working, duh! I have no plans except to get to chill out with my kids as quickly as possible.

40. How many states have you lived in?
I am guessing. Mom, help me out. Hawaii, Arizona, California and Texas?

41. Ever go to college?
Yup. I really need to go back and finish.

42. Where are you right now?
Sitting at my desk

43. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Being hungry is getting on my nerves…

44. Last song listened to?
The Violent Femmes are on right now.

45. Do you know all the words to the Pledge of Allegiance?
Good question, yes I do. In fact my girls do to... :)

46. Are you allergic to anything?
I have seasonal allergies.

47. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
I love my converse.

48. Are you jealous of anyone?
God, I hate this. Yes, I am. I would say that I envy someone who seems to have it all together, ya know? The hair. The home. The family. However, I have a sneaky suspicion that nobody holds it together. I think we are on the edge of a major mental breakdown each minute of the day and those of us who are hanging on by their fingernails should take some advice and get medicated.

50. Is anyone jealous of you?
I sure hope not.

51. What time is it? 11:52 a.m.

52. Do any of your friends have children?
Not too many, actually.

53. Do you eat healthy?
Are you kidding me with this? Not if I can help it.

54. What do you usually do during the day?
I work. That’s it. Just work. Oh and try and find time to enjoy my life.

55. Do you hate anyone right now?
I refuse to think of myself as a hater.

56. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
I guess. I think I use “HI” more.

58. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
38…just one step closer to hot flashes.

59. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Yup. I love roller coasters. I am waiting until the boy is a bit taller so he can enjoy it.

60. How did you get one of your scars?
I have several small scars on my elbow. When I was 5, I fell in the street and a little neighborhood boy, I will call him Butthead, rode his bicycle over my arm and broke it in several places. A few days after I got the cast on, I broke out in chicken pox. My brother, who is a freakin’ genius, made a wire coat hanger that I could put down the cast and itch my pox. However, the genius idea left a few scars.

You Don't Own Me....

I know that I haven’t written in this Blog for awhile and my keyboard had gotten dusty, but here I am. I am back and I have some things to say.

I have been watching and am convinced that I am now addicted to a new Fox game show called “The Moment Of The Truth”. If you have had your head in the dryer or something and don’t know about this show, here is a leigh-synopsis. You get hooked up to a lie detector, asked about 100 questions and they don’t tell you how you answered them. Then you go before the audience and they ask you questions, but you don’t know which one’s they will choose. As you answer them truthfully, you win money. Got it? Ok.

So, my husband and I have had such great debate over how we would do on this game show. I would like to think that $500,000 could make me buy off anyone who I would piss off with my truthful answers, but it really got me thinking. What questions couldn’t you answer truthfully? Here are some of the questions they have asked.

If you were guaranteed that you would not get caught, would you cheat on your spouse?

Do you really care about the starving children in Africa?

Have you ever taken a nude picture of yourself?

Do you believe that you should be married to someone else?

Since getting married, have you had sexual relations with someone other than your spouse?

If your sister were unable to have children, would you carry a child for her?

Do you think you are a good person?

Have you ever been paid for sex?

Get the picture? It might be hard for some people, but I have decided to be as truthful as possible. And so here are my answers:

If you were guaranteed that you would not get caught, would you cheat on your spouse?
No. I don’t think it is worth it.

Do you really care about the starving children in Africa?
No. I care that sometimes I can’t keep food on my own table.

Have you ever taken a nude picture of yourself?
Yes. Sorry, Mom. I was young and stupid….as compared to now….I’m just older.

Do you believe that you should be married to someone else?
Yes. Sometimes I doubt whether I chose my soul mate. I have been in love before and this feels different. I am not sure whether that would hurt my husband to hear or not, but it is the truth.

Since getting married, have you had sexual relations with someone other than your spouse?
No. I know that he wants to know that one!!!!

If your sister were unable to have children, would you carry a child for her?
Depends on the sister…just kidding. If I still had that pesky old uterus, absolutely.

Do you think you are a good person?
No. I think that I can be rude and greedy and a liar. I will do my best to always try and be a good person, not just to show my children, but to remind myself that life is a miracle and I must treat my own life with respect.

Have you ever been paid for sex?
Does dinner count? Just kidding. No.

See. It wasn’t that hard.

Mirth & Merriment…..